Max
(he/him)

You know your friend who’s into death metal and horror but is friendly and polite in person? Maximilian is like that guy. He reads, plays the drums and tattoos. He feels self-conscious writing about himself, but is stubbornly committed by now, the fourth sentence of the blurb. Max promotes himself, leveraging goofy weirdness as performance art that he hopes is endearing. He hopes that this marketing strategy will lead to wealth that will be spent on kibbles for his four cats.

Max has been tattooing for 3 years, though he’s been a working artist and designer for 15. He’ll take on most projects, but a lot of people choose him for his cute and/or dark creatures and characters. Check out his page to book an appointment. You could also email him at mad_maximilian@hotmail.com (3 i’s 1 L).

Be forewarned: Max invented the controversial “Regret What You Get . They’re temptingly cheap and no obligation, but do you really want to reach into a GWYG box full of lewd puns and probably other stuff too!? What would your grandma think?